PLAYFUL SHADE AND PREMIUM SCENTS.
Our handcrafted soy candles are a reminder not to take life so seriously. They bring together quality, sass and fresh scents to elevate your space. You can select one of our ready-made burns, or tell us your idea. We’ll create the perfect, personalized message.
SMELLS LIKE POOR DECISIONS, IN TWO SIZES
Our hand-poured soy candles come in 8 oz and 10 oz sizes—because whether you’re barely holding it together or fully losing it, we’ve got a size (and a scent) for that.
Pick Your Poison:
Fake Calm – Lavender & Orange, for pretending everything’s fine.
Pretend Vacation – Beach Linen, when you can’t afford therapy or travel.
Emotional Nicotine – Tobacco & Vanilla, the healthiest toxic habit you’ll ever light.
Citrus Therapy – Lime, Basil & Mandarin, because citrus solves nothing but smells like it might.
TOO UNIQUE FOR OUR LABELS? SHOCKING. LET'S FIX THAT!
Did our current selection of sarcastic labels not hit your specific brand of family drama, friend betrayal, or workplace chaos? No problem. Just give us the name of the lucky target and three words to describe them—funny, shady, or brutally honest—and we’ll create a custom candle label that reads like a personal attack. Because sometimes, off-the-shelf sarcasm just isn’t petty enough. Once you finish here, navigate to our CUSTOM BURN COLLECTION and choose a candle. We'll be in touch with some premium BURNS for you to choose from.
Because ‘Forever’ Deserves a Custom Label and a Little Mockery
Weddings are sweet, but your gifts don’t have to be. Create custom candle labels that are sarcastic, funny, or just brutally honest—your call. Perfect for bridal showers, wedding favors, or gifts for the bridal party. Whatever the vibe—romantic chaos, high school sweetheart saga, or tropical meltdown—we’ll turn it into a label worth lighting. Click below and send a message describing your vibe. We'll do the rest!
BORN INTO THIS
THE FAMILY DRAMA COLLECTION.
Because nothing says “I love you” like calling out your family’s quirks in candle form. Our hand-poured soy candles—available in 8 oz and 10 oz sizes—come with sarcastic labels that roast every family member: the overly dramatic sister, the wine-loving aunt, the uncle with unsolicited opinions, and the cousin who’s always “between jobs.” With four amazing scents and labels full of family-fueled sass, these candles are perfect for gifting, venting, or surviving the next family gathering without flipping the table. Smells like love… with a side of shade.
GEN-FLAMED
THE GENERATIONAL TRAUMA COLLECTION.
Light up your generational baggage with our hand-poured soy candles, available in 8 oz and 10 oz sizes. Each candle features a sharp, sarcastic label calling out the quirks, chaos, and clichés of every generation—Boomers with their landlines, Gen X and their commitment issues, Millennials buried in student loans, and Gen Z filming it all for the algorithm. Whether you’re roasting your parents, kids, or yourself, these candles are the perfect mix of scented therapy and flaming truth bombs.
NORMALIZE LAUGHING AT YOUR FLAWS.
What began as a one-off holiday gag gift quickly sparked a mission to create clever, high-quality candles worth sharing with the world.
As our family of six morphed into a full-blown circus, complete with plus ones, babies, and family friends - we didn’t just grow, we evolved into connoisseurs of scorchingly savvy shade. And now, for your pleasure—our family’s sarcasm,in wax form and flammable.