Your story, your label—sweet, shady, or both.
Say it with fire. Our custom candle labels turn hand-poured soy candles into gifts that are sweet, sassy, or savage. Pick a scent, send your message, and we’ll do the rest—custom candles that smell amazing and say exactly what you mean.
PLAYFUL SHADE AND PREMIUM SCENTS.
Our soy candles mix quality, sass, and fresh scents to elevate your space. Choose a ready-made burn or create your own custom message.
SMELLS LIKE POOR DECISIONS, IN TWO SIZES
Our hand-poured soy candles come in 8 oz or 10 oz—perfect whether you’re barely holding it together or fully losing it. Scents include:
Lavender & Orange (fake calm),
Beach Linen (vacation you can’t afford),
Tobacco & Vanilla (your healthiest toxic habit), and
Lime, Basil & Mandarin (smells like solutions, delivers none).
NORMALIZE LAUGHING AT YOUR FLAWS.
What began as a one-off holiday gag gift quickly sparked a mission to create clever, high-quality candles worth sharing with the world.
As our family of six morphed into a full-blown circus, complete with plus ones, babies, and family friends - we didn’t just grow, we evolved into connoisseurs of scorchingly savvy shade. And now, for your pleasure—our family’s sarcasm,in wax form and flammable.